Jill and I have a nice set of blue towels and red towels (although they're not exactly bright red). I've been using the blue towels and Jill has been using the red towels since we started using them.
Well, baseball season came along, and particularly the Red Sox and Yankees matchup last week. Jill says, "we need to talk". I cannot use the red towels during baseball season. Even though these towels were perfectly fine before baseball and they don't match the Red Sox red color anyway, she refused to continue using them.
I think it's time to start planning Mariner Room 2.0 ;-P